You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Okay... I just said "preach it" to the pokemon theme song. I'm hammered.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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