I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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