Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
I just snorted a line of adderall through a rolled up business card for the Michigan Law Admissions Office.... Tell me I'm not motivated
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It was good I woke up with my mattress on top of me. I walked around naked the whole night as people wished my Happy Birthday.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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