There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
My low point of the night was when my roommate spit out her jello shot and i took it...
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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