What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Amanda Bynes on the cover of maxim is my 8th grade masturbation fantasy come to life
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
Randomize
