Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
You are colorful like whore, yet adorable, like sad puppy. You need more drink.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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