my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I mean, he was my book buddy in 1st grade. The kid taught me how to read, the least I could do was give him head.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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