just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
My grandma paid her handyman in pain killers. I now know why this is in my genes
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
She puked off the side of the cruise ship onto a newlyweds balcony table and they watched it all happen then they made her clean it up
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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