so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We just had the worst moment of our late twenties.... We just realized we are too old for the real world
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
NOT PREGNANT according to the two dollar tree pregnancy tests I took in the tacobell bathroom. Come meet me at tacobell for celebratory soft tacos.
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