i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
He just gave himself a boner while driving using "the power of his mind"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
I can't put those talents on a resume
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
You can have my vag. Its useless without you.
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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