Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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