Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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