do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
i'm only drinking out of pineapples from now on.
His idea of a romantic evening was shotgunning Keystones. What a keeper.
I puked last after eating a volcano taco and drinking vodka. I felt like a fucking dragon.
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
Mehhh. I just tried to type 'extremely', and it auto corrected to 'creek rot'. IT KNOWS WHAT I LOOK LIKE
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
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