dude my grandmas the shit. she has a sixth grade education and got hit by a car when she was 18. she cant smell.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
When you're opening a bottle of tequila with a golf club, it's probably time to stop drinking...
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
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