You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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