I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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