bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
I swear she's a drunk klepto...by the end of the night she had stolen 3 bowling balls. HOW DO YOU STEAL 3 BOWLING BALLS?
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
He never broke character while fucking me on the neighbor's lawn. I give him a 10 for his dedication to the British accent.
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
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