Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I'm so excited you texted me but I'm way to high to process it
I just took a service station dump so foul I had to buy gas out of guilt
I snapchatted him 4 pictures of me as Tarzan's dad so if he never talks to me again at least we'll know why
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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