My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
professor came back from spring break missing a tooth
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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