Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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