It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My professor just suggested making the state of the union more interesting by turning it into a drinking game. Brilliant!!
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Like if Ohio doesn't think I can get smashed on wine I will gladly prove them wrong
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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