me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
I was so close to going to get my nipples pierced with my mom today
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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