walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
The bad thing is that I bled through my bandages last night and keep finding blood around the house. It's almost like a scavenger hunt for solber me. I get to find out where drunk me went.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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