Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
I just added 'steal mom's xanax' to my to do list for when I go home for Easter.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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