he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
You need to stop leading guys on at bars - you're a lesbian.
And now I'm a lesbian with better self-esteem.
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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