Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Omg. We have to workout today. I just looked at myself in the mirror and thanked a god I don't believe in for drunken boys and dark rooms.
at one point while they were drilling into my jaw I just remember thinking "will I ever be able to suck dick again"
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
We kicked down a door together last night, pretty sure that qualifies us as best friends.
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