PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
You owe me 10 bucks. He wasnt in jail. Found him at 530 this morning when the smoke alarm went off. He passed out naked in the middle of cooking bacon. No idea where he was before that.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
we're so committed to being not committed
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