Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I ate a hotdog off the ground last night.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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