small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
There's a bus with a band full of dancing women in bras. I think I like it here.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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