? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Faking my way through an entire party as a British exchange student. Wish me luck.
This Pinterest wedding planning is a good distraction. I'm great at this, my imaginary wedding is beautiful
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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