Nipple clamps can be ambiguous
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Accomplishment of the day: changing my tampon at 38,000 ft with turbulence. Fasten seatbelt sign was definitely on.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
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