Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
it really sends the message that i like to impregnate mortal women and have them birth fantastic half man-half god infants.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
Was I really yelling "girls night" at random chicks before stealing and drinking all their shots?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It's a shame I've been hooking up with him for 6 months and he still doesn't know my real name.
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