Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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