why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
So we get back to the hotel room and Tom strips off his clothes... His first sexual act as my fiance? Helicopter dick. I gave him a high five.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
How does it feel to date your dad?
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
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