I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so explain again why im purple
no
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
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