sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
My mom just drunkenly told me i was conceived in the back of a car, at a Bon Jovi concert.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
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