My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
Eat, nap, & pace yourself. Words to live by.
Idk, but the girl in his story had really nice eyebrows and was singing The Climb. How about you CLIMB the fuck away from my man
FORGET THE EYEBROWS
He's on the porch naked. Help.
I'm like a bad decision making factory. I need to sit down and have a chat with my decision making elves.
Randomize
