if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
I didn't go out last night, but I dreamed that I blacked out and the *CRAZY* thing I did was to eat 12 cupcakes off 12 diff plates and stack them up neatly. If I had a life, I'd hate it.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
All I have done at work today is eat and try to get my coworker to tie me to his bed again
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
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