You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I was sitting behind this girl in class and she logged out of her facebook, hacked into her boyfriends, and then proceeded to check his inbox. This is why I'm single.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
I have bite marks all over my ass. Is that an acceptable excuse for missing class?
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
Such a big mess for such a small penis
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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