Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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