**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Before making travel and hotel reservations to meet your "affair" for the first time, consult your menstrual calendar! $633 wasted!
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