I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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