Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
you win again, gameday.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
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