Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's just like riding a horse. A very tall, gay horse.
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
well if I unknowingly shoved my hand up someones ass, I'm glad it was yours
andd if someone unknowingly shoved their hand up my ass without me knowing, im glad it was you
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
and then we all passionately sang "what if god was one of us" until everyone passed out in the grass
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
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