i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
My most recent midlife crisis involved eating a doughnut in 30 seconds but taking 5 minutes to do half a shot of whiskey, then deciding I wasn't going to finish it.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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