Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just tried to tap morse code on the wall seperating our beds to tell you I was awake and ready to smoke
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
I made out with a guy because he ate a grape lollipop and he tasted delicious... not my proudest moment.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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