the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
My dads not up on pop culture but he's not dumb enough to believe your 2 girls 1 cup reference at dinner was from the bible.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Your mission, should you decide to accept it, is to pick up rum, beer, and cigarettes. Your holiday will self-destruct if you ignore this message.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
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