it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
