singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
You're a big dope. Life is about fighting for what you want, not accepting what you hate.
Why does tequilla always make you text me?
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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