I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
There's jack Daniels coming out of my eyes instead of tears.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
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