I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
Update: I only have one shoe. The other one now belongs to the gods of jello-wrestling. May it rest in peace.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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