The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
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