So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
He says I tipped the waitress ten dollars because she "smelled like pigs in a blanket."
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
you didnt realize it, but you puked in the bushes in front of a church and yelled "GOD IS DEAD"
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
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