I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Where am I? And why the fuck did you leave me here?
Relax. I left you somewhere safe plus you have all my weed so you know I will come back for you.
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
I know she’s pissed I fucked her husband, but I didn’t know he was married until after I blew him at Legoland
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