I heard we made out
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
Just witnessed a fat waitress doing whipits in the back of a waffle house.. my life seems a little brighter..
well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
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