don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
he fucked my hip out of place.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
My cat just tried to lay on my stomach while I was masturbating. And I let her because I am so starved for affection.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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