I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I hear sloppy seconds go great with fried rice
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I finally got out of bed at 8:30pm and my little brother informed me that I had cereal stuck to my back. I'm going to smoke a cigarette and go back to sleep.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
The holidays are too long. I always run out of adderall before I run out of family. you got any left?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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