Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I thought pig tail meant you were suppose to grab on to it when getting BJ
I had to step in when you tried to make it rain baking powder on my sister
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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