I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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