The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
Your therapist is not going to think that you using your vagina as revenge is okay
all he has to do is look at me on new years and hes getting laid. thats how hot he is
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
I dunno. We kind of want to have a hippie communing with nature type break. But because we're such alcoholics I feel like we'll just be wasted the whole time in addition to hugging trees and shit
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
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