Sry I called you an 8
lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Like these jerks could have told me it wasn't a video call, I wouldn't have put on pants.
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